mal was englisches.....

das orginal kannte ich also den ersten satz
mhh da gabs noch was.

She sells seashells by the seashore.
The shells she sells are surely seashells.
So if she sells shells on the seashore,
I'm sure she sells seashore shells

*blllsss-sch-ssss-llll*

so klingt das bei mir, wenn ich das vierte Wort hinter mir habe. Das gibt Knoten in der Zunge!

Das passt zwar nicht ganz hier hin, aber ich finde es einfach k?stlich......

Betreff: english for runaways

let's talk about english

Falls Sie auch t?glich Kontakt zu ausl?ndischen Kunden haben, wissen Sie, wie wichtig die englische Sprache sein kann. Deshalb hier ein paar Hilfestellungen, um gleich Eindruck zu schinden:

That have you you so thought! (Das hast du dir so gedacht!)
Give not so on! (Gib nicht so an!)
Heaven, ass and thread! (Himmel, Arsch und Zwirn!)
Mealtime (Mahlzeit)
Of again see (Auf Wiedersehen)
Us runs the water in the mouth together. (Uns l?uft das Wasser im Mund zusammen.)
Human being Meier! (Mensch Meier!)
I only understand railstation... (Ich versteh' nur Bahnhof...)
My dear Mister singing-club! (Mein lieber Herr Gesangsverein!)
Now we sit quite beautiful in the ink... (Jetzt sitzen wir ganz sch?n in der Tinte...)
Your English is under all pig! (Dein Englisch ist unter aller Sau!)
Slow going is all truck's beginning. (M??iggang ist aller Laster Anfang.)
Now can come what wants. (Nun kann kommen was will.)
to have a jump in the dish (einen Sprung in der Sch?ssel haben)
to have much wood before the cottage (viel Holz vor der H?tte haben)
to have not all cups in the board (nicht alle Tassen im Schrank haben)
together-hang-less (zusammenhanglos)
if you think, you can beat me over the ear, you are on the woodway (wenn du denkst, du kannst mich ?bers Ohr hauen, bist du auf dem Holzweg)
I'm heavy on the wire (ich bin schwer auf Draht)
I break together.... (Ich brech' zusammen...)

Nat?rlich sollte man auch die sch?nen Orte Deutschlands immer parat haben:

Ash-monkey-castle (Aschaffenburg)
Bathroom-rich-echo (Bad Reichenhall)
Double-u-upper-valley (Wuppertal)
How's bathing (Wiesbaden)
Raw-stick (Rostock)
Rectal-town (Darmstadt)
Spice-castle (W?rzburg)
Theremouth (Dortmund)
To-Sitdown-home (Hockenheim)
Top-of-the-train (Zugspitze)

solche s?tze kann man ja auch ganz locker selber machen.meine kumpels und ich machen das manchmal zum spass und unterhalten uns so.
die highlights daraus waren zum beispiel:
(mal sehen wers raus bekommt)

that hold you not in the head out!
this was a nice train from you!
this enymy is unoverwindpub!
snakestanding for something...

mehr f?llt mir grad auf die schnelle nicht ein

Zitat

mehr f?llt mir grad auf die schnelle nicht ein

So he makes him me nothing,you nothing out of the dust !! :lol:

?hm den versteh ich nicht

Zitat von Pegasus

Rectal-town (Darmstadt)

Ich schrei mich weg

Zitat

it is not to catch what a long leading you have

I needed three onruns for that to understand!

But you have right, Robin!

And I let Modwolf dump die!

haha
where a will is, is a way

Aah, Modwulf, you understand Germish ever better! This ist a great awaystep for you.
A little more practicing and you get a one.

I understand angelish glittery dont need your donkey bridges

It think you made a mistake with the sentencebuilding. You must say: "I understand angelish glittery NEED Not your donkey bridges"

This sounds better.

yes after one over checking.....you have right

If we so far make, get i a knot in the brain!
:pinch:

yes we should it let, when we not throughturning want

perhapst should we to the folkshighschool go and a little more over strangelanguages learn!

*brutaleVergewaltigungDerEnglischenSprache-RacheFuerDresden*
HA!

Dont worry folks, read this :

Brief eines Bayern an die NASA

Greet God, I write you, because you must help me. I have seen your Space
Shuttle in the television. In color. And so came me the idea to make
holidays in the world-room. Alone! Without my crazy wife.

I am the Kraxlhuber. The King of Bavaria was my clock-clock grandfather. I
stand on a very bad foot with my wife. Always she shouts with me. She has a
shrill voice like a circle saw. She lets no good hair at me. She says I am
a Schlapp-tail. She wants that I become Bürgermaster. But I want not be
Bürgermaster. I have nothing at the hat with the political shit. I want my
Ruah. And so I want make holidays on the moon. Without my bad half. But I
take my dog with me. He is a Boxer. His name is Wurstl.

So I want book a flight in your next Space Shuttle. But please give me not a
window place. I would kotz you the rocket full, because I am not swindle-
free. And no standing-place please. And please do not tell my wife that I
want go alone. She has a big Schrot-gun. She would make a sieve from my ass.

I need not much comfort. A nice double-room with bath and kloo and heating.
And windows with look to the earth. So I am look through my farglass and see
my wife working on the potatoe field. And I and my dog laugh us a branch
(häha). We will kringel ourself before laughing (höhöhöhöhö).

Is what loose on the moon? I need worm weather and I hope the sun shines
every day. This is very good for my frost-boils.

Sowelu