[font='Century Gothic, Avant Garde'][size=10]Dear Tech Support Team:
Last
year I upgraded from Girlfriend 5.0 to Wife 1.0.
I soon noticed that the
new program, Wife 1.0 installed itself into
all other programs and now
monitors all other system activities.
Applications such as BachelorNights
10.3, Cricket 5.0, BeerWithBuddies
7.5, and Outings 3.6 no longer runs,
crashing the system whenever
selected. I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the
background while
attempting to run my favorite applications.
I'm
thinking about going back to Girlfriend 5.0 , but the 'uninstall'
doesn't
work on Wife 1.0.
Please help!
Thanks,
"A Troubled
User"
REPLY:
Dear Troubled User:
This is a very
common problem that people complain about.
Many people upgrade from
Girlfriend 5.0 to Wife 1.0 , thinking that it
is just a Utilities and
Entertainment program.
Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by
its Creator to run
EVERYTHING!! !
It is also impossible to delete Wife
1.0 and to return to Girlfriend 5.0.
It is impossible to uninstall, or
purge the program files from the
system once installed.
You cannot go
back to Girlfriend 5.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed not
to allow this.
I
recommend that you keep Wife1.0 and work on improving the environment.
I
suggest installing the background application "Yes Dear" to
alleviate
software augmentation.
The best course of action is to enter the command
C:\APOLOGIZE because
ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command
before
the system will return to normal anyway.
Wife 1.0 is a great
program, but it tends to be very high maintenance.
Wife 1.0 comes with
several support programs, such as Clean 2.5, Sweep
3.0, Cook 1.5 and
DoLaundry 4.2. However, be very careful how you use
these programs.
Improper use will cause the system to launch the
program NagNag 9.5 . Once
this happens, the only way to improve the
performance of Wife 1.0 is to
purchase additional software. I
recommend Sarees 2.1 and Jewellery
5.0
STATUTORY WARNING : DO NOT, under any circumstances,
install
SecretaryWithShortSkirt 3.3. This application is not supported by
Wife
1.0 and will cause irreversible damage to the operating
system.
Best of luck,
Tech Support
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